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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Death Becomes Her

Dear Channing,
Send $100,000 or Susie Q. gets it!

Already, she has endured intentional inflicted physical and mental suffering caused by Osama Teddy.

Despite your current Middle Eastern residence, it is necessary that you closely comply. Or else.


Thank you.

4 comments:

Lorina said...

hahaha does Channing have a blog? This is so funny. I think Susie Q. should have her own blog.

Manda Panda said...

Hannah, I am extremely offended that I am not listed as one of your lovers...what up?
- Manda

Bethny said...

Words cannot express how uncomfortable and confused I am by this post. Are you ok? I think you need a long weekend at Auntie Bethie's. I even have a board game we can play called "My First Therapy Game". For real - this is not made up. Call me.

Channing said...

ten black, unmarked SUVs will be pulling up to your residence shortly. They will drop off ten titanium briefcases and you will hand over Susie. After the authenticity has been confirmed, the briefcases will be unlocked.